moopie321's Journal, 21 Oct 18

I want to eat like jabba and have the body of a primetime stripper on a weekend night.  

@chris lol! One day I can eat 4K calories like you and still lose weight. 

I want to eat 4k Chris, I can't control myself on <3k right now 🙄 

I don't know how you guys do it hahahaha. 4k on a clean diet would be about 2-3 chewing per day hahahaha who has the time lmao 

Hahaha. If it's not a whole food it's dirty is one of my approaches. But to be fair you guys are smashing whole pizzas so I am heaps conflicted hahaha 

Well thanks Chris! I’ve never seen male strippers so now I know what one looks like 😁. And to go along with the theme.. I’m dirty lol. Very little of my food is ‘clean’ or ‘whole’. I would guess that 90% is processed, preserved, has sugar or is cut up for easier cooking (hehe). I remember when I could ‘smash a whole pizza’. 2005... preggo with my first and dr said gain 20# so I kept eating until I could eat a whole medium pizza. THEN a month later he tells me the 20# was supposed to be over the next 8 months not 4 weeks. 🤦‍♀️ 

@chris don’t be so humble. We already saw your abs...for free.  

She’s got you there Chris! And why tan for the pole? Glow in the black light. Stripper name could be white lightening 😂 

it does look great 

@tempest you have me in tears! 😂 

Omg you guys are awesome! Haha peewee May have just become white lightening!! 

*sings “white lightening! Go white lightening* wait..tassels? That sounds more like the makings of a helicopter act. With that, you should either practice your motor noises or get led lights and make it a party business 

Lazy river tube ride? Is that like a slip-n-slide? Or more like a sock puppet show? I’m intrigued now lol 

Chris, inbox me your address. I’ll head down to the strip joint in town and ask the ladies for suggestions 😉. Maybe they’d share some helpful hints that I can pass along for you 😁.