I AM A 38 YEAR OLD, WHITE, HAIRY, FAT MAN. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 17 YEARS. I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. I OWN TWO GOLDFISH. I OWN TWO BULLDOGS, THAT HAVE THE SAME PHYSIQUE I DO. I HAVE BIG HAIRY MAN BOOBS, AND A STOMACH THAT RESEMBLES THE GOOD YEAR BLIMP. MY HEARTY SEX LIFE HAS SUFFERED BECAUSE OF MY FATNESS. MY WIFE HAS TO INVENT NEW POSITIONS FOR US BECAUSE OF MY FAT PACK. I CANNOT SEE MY JUNK DRAWER IN THE SHOWER. SINCE AGE 30, MY METABOLISM (AND NEW DESK JOB) TURNED MY BODY FORTUNES AROUND, AND I HAVE BEEN A TUB OF WHITE LARD FOR 8 YEARS NOW. I AM 262 POUNDS, FROM MY STUDLY 200 POUNDS OF LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE THAT I USED TO BE. WHEN I GO TO THE BEACH, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "HEY LETS TRY TO GET HIM BACK IN THE WATER HE SO HE CAN LIVE WITH THE OTHER LARGE MAMMALS IN THE SEA". I MUST ADMIT IT WAS FUN, EATING EVERYTHING I WANTED, NEVER EXERCISING AND BEING A FAT HAPPY ROUND BOY. THESE FUN FAT DAYS NOW MUST PASS, OR I WILL DIE DUE TO HEALTH PROBLEMS AT A EARLY AGE. I PRAY GOD HELPS ME, I AM HUGE, BLINDING WHITE, FAT, UGLY MAN. I SORRY YOU HAD TO READ THIS CONFESSION, MY WIFE WANTED TO ALTER ITS CONTENT GREATLY.